Please, Ladies, There's Plenty Of Me To Go Around!

Here we go, the sign that I am meant to be alone, for a while anyway. I had a very rough day. After getting my hair cut, I went to the orthodontist to get a cavity filled. As odd as it may seem, it was the best part of my day. There was a brand new dentist in the office who couldn't have been older than 25. She was soooooo good looking, like not the hot good looking, but like the yea shes gorgeous. Well, anyway, so I was given gas before they began to drill, and all i could think about when she was drilling was "Oh God, my head is in her boobs" and hey it's not really all that inappropriate, because a) she knew where her boobs were b) I was on gas, so I'm just happy I didn't say it out loud, and c) give me a break I havn't gotten ANYTHING since being home. I then ran into the head dentist in the office at the Apple store, and of course he's like of who did your filling?(her name, which I don't remember), the hot new dentist? and I'm like yea. He got all excited and he's like hey man shes single and young. All I could think was "Oh great he isn't even joking with me. He is 100% serious. I am getting girl advise from an old man.

As I am walking out of the mall a group of four 12 year old girls were like "hey what does your shirt say?", so I turn around and tell them and they go "you're cute. We should see if there really is enough of you to go around." Like WTF they are no older than 15. Has it really come to the point where I can't get a girl may age? I have to settle for girls who are illegal? This sucks! Although it is somewhat funny that I can't get the attention of a girl over the age of 16 in NY.

If it couldn't get any worse I had a half numb mouth and a CUTCO demo to do. I got to the lady's house and I told her right away about my appoinment and numb mouth. She laughed, so I thought things would go well. Ummmm, yea, not so much. she laughed in my face every time that i spoke. Even better was the fact that her daughter who also was about 14 or 15 was hitting on me whenever her mom left the room. Seriously??? Like, no, seriously????? Yea I'm just that lucky. So that was my day basically.

Later Dayz