"Bye Boyfriend"

ok so mary thank you for one of the most amazing nights of my entire life. Awesome 80's Prom is the best thing i think i have ever been a part of, literally. another thing, since girls get to swoon i have now decided i will swoon too. i am swooning over this one girl in the show, but we will get into that a little later on.

the day started with a trip to my cousins 5th bday bash. not much to say here except it was pretty fun. then i was off to the city for my night on the town with mary a.k.a. c-unit. free show off broadway..... how could i resist? i met up with her at union square and we went to webster hall to go see Awesome 80's Prom. the guy at the door asked for id and mary and i decided i was going to be 23 instead of 18 for the night. it turned out to be a great idea. we head in and this place is decked out in 80's stuff the lights, the music, the decrations, everything. i walked in with my beer and at first i was like wow i will need to be hammered to have fun here, yea not so much. almost immediately i started dancing around having fun and mary and i decided i needed to hit on the swedish exchange student and it was fun we decided wed get married, but then c-unit decided to tell her i didnt vote for her for prom queen, oh well. then this one girl all night kept walkin by and waving and im like wow shes real pretty i really hope she isnt with the cast. this is the swoon girl in the purple dress. so i tried to hit on the prom comittee girl but she wasnt havin it so i brushed her off and walked away. mary and i were dying laughing. then swoon girl...

ok i forwarned mary i was giving swoon girl her own paragraph. so here it goes.... 5'6"ish, brown hair, brown eyes, long purple dress, and just wow. as sara would say swoon like whoa. so she would come up to me and talk with me and did her little act so that i would ask her to dance. so cute. so we were dancing together... i know i normally dont do this. and we role play it all and what not and all im thinkin is wow shes cute, this is fun. so she leaves and comes back later to ask wat happened to my date, c-unit, and i said she left with the foreign exchange student so i was stage and shes like oh good. so we just start talkin and not stuff that had anything to do with the show, which was not good because it just made me swoon harder for her. so she pulls me up when they are talkin about the coach of the football team and how he was leavin and they pulled me up to play jimmy the guy who blocked the field goal that would have tied teh game in the only game that we won all season. it was so fun but then they talked about how i blocked it with my crotch and my balls were in my stomach. thankfully they said coach reached right up there and yanked my balls back down. idk... but they also said i lost my left testicle because of it :(. then more dancing with the beautiful girl in the purple dress, who turns out is also 21, and im 23 (i found that out when we were talking). now were jumping forward but this had me walking tall all night. after the show was over we went to go talk with the producer and so we go down and she was there shes like my boyfriends here and then as we were leavin she goes bye boyfriend and yes i no it was all with the show but mhmmm morale booster like whoa.

and also i had both cheerleaders hitting on me too. granted they were the whorish cheerleader hot, not purple dress girl hot, but yea i was dancing with one who was all bandaged up cuz she passed out drunk and yea she said i reminded her of her docter and that it turned her on. i was laughin so hard dancing with her. then i had the other cheerleader come up to me and shove her ring pop in my mouth im like ummm ok.

i know im leaving a lot out but im sure mary will include anything i forget so check her blog out soon too. the only bad thing is we didnt have a camera for all the things i wound up doing, and there were a lot. it was such a good time the masque needs to go togther we would run that place. and yes if we were able to do that as one of r shows... record breaking ticket sales im calling it now. who doesnt love 80's music, off key singing, dressing up, and dancing around liek a fool?

i also saw one of my friends from grammer school at grand central on the way home she had just seen tarzan and said it was ok, just a lot of people swinging around for a few hours. it was so great to see her and relive what felt like centuries ago.

anyways.... amazing time tonight, thank you mary, morale boosted in a major way over a show, who wouldda thunk it, and bad case of swooning over this one girl, so mary when u get the job with them u r settin me uo with her lol.

Later Swooning

P.S. heres the website check it out youll get a better idea of what its all about, but they dont have the purple dress girl on there :( oh well http://www.awesome80sprom.com/